Football

I sent 'Can you let me know when your lot start this assault on the top 2....Fuck me, your manager's a nipple!' about 2 hrs ago to about 8 of my Kopite mates and my Dad
Not ONE response except:

'Our players are not good enough to play the style of football he wants to play'

Genuine!

Fuck me! See, they're all sucked in, every single one!!!

Genuine question: What do you mean with the sucked in part? From what I see, he hasn't developed his attacking play. Far too pedestrian, too many nothing passes in the middle of the pitch and nowhere near enough directness.