It's the morning, you're going to use deodorant...

Which type are you going to use?
Spray? Roll on? Gel?

I've been using the fabulous Loreal Fresh Extreme 48h dry non stop spray, works well but my moisture levels can get fairly high considering its 48h dryness claim.

water, just water
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#idonthaveanyfriends

Also none.

#noclosefriends

half a grapefruit, under each arm.
bit awkward walking/ riding with them there but you get used to it.

botox

Which type are you going to use?
Spray? Roll on? Gel?

I've been using the fabulous Loreal Fresh Extreme 48h dry non stop spray, works well but my moisture levels can get fairly high considering its 48h dryness claim.

talcum

It's lush.

no, really.

i like to use APC post poo drops

available here
http://www.aesop.com/uk/packs-and-gifts/home/post-poo-drops.html

wash and a decent cologne

WD40

roll-on

Fire.

I don't. I just was regularly and wear breathable clothes. Only have a problem with odour after 2/3 days without a wash...

^This.

Lynx Africa.

And I'm not even joking. Haters gonna hate.

^Only good as travel shower gel. Dove soap and elbow grease is all you need. Plus shea butter for that fresh smell all day...

Sure crystal aerosol. The one that doesn't leave white marks
You stinky lot.
I used to work with someone who didn't use deodorant because he "didn't need to"
He fucking stank.

You probably work with people who don't now. You just don't question their personal hygiene...

Fuck shea butter! Why would you want to smell of Kingdom Hall?

I also used to work with someone who didn't wash his hair "for esoteric reasons" whatever they might have been. He believed that not washing your hair was vital if you wished achieve astral projection. He also believed that shampoo gave you cancer. Hair cancer I suppose. Might explain why I'm going bald.

Did you work in an institution?

If you smell bad; wash.

If you want to smell nice; use perfume

If you want to not be dripping with sweat; use Talc

Combine all three for optimal solution.

I'm trying to stay still for as long as I can to prevent sweating. It works for me.

I cover everyone I come into contact with in cat shit, I then smell much better by comparison.