Tour de France 2014

Don't worry. It's then coming through London (of course, der) so you don't have to bother about going up north and getting sneered at by a people so entrenched in insecurity that legend of their compensatory hubris has become global knowledge.

You're only jealous because Yorkshire is naturally beautiful whereas London needs to build shit to look at - at the expense of the taxpayer, I might add.

I'll talk to my fellow Yorkshire folk nearer the date - we'll sort a ride out to a good viewing spot for the LFGSS lads and lasses, and hopefully work out a suitable pub to retreat to after the event!