The War on Britain's Roads (BBC Documentary / tabloid tv)

Why would I want to see vague outlines of other so-called road users in the transport limbo inhabited by those who have not and will never reach the zen heights of my own riding? This is all so much irrelevant noise to me. All that matters are the sensations I experience in the moment as I unlock the door of perfect momentum and understanding with my bicycle shaped skeleton key.

Scarlett's been at the Calpol again.