For Sale: Dibs! etc

far too late no idea what I'm doin-dibs

Is this still available? Only asking because I cant help compulsively browsing the classifieds and commenting on anything that is even the tiniest bit interesting to me because my hunter gatherer instincts have no natural outlet and I have this irrepressible urge to search for things and horde them in case they might be part of a build one day or maybe would better suit whats on my current build or be an upgrade or maybe you would be interested in trading then we can meet up maybe have a pint and talk about our bikes its a bit quiet here since the wife left sometimes I go to the supermarket and come back without anything because I cant bear the thought of eating alone again fancy south beers on Monday?

I can't do Monday. I'm working. Funnily enough in a supermarket. Well, it's not that funny given your current situation with the terrible time you're going through having recently divorced from your wife, and all the unbarable affiliations that can bring, which never seem to end or go away. Ever. Sorry to bring up the separation/affair. It must still be raw and at nights one can only dream. Well, you'll not be dreaming I suppose, because you'll be awake thinking of what went wrong. That happiness is only a gift for a child, etc etc.
Anyway, pop down. I'm usually on cereals and crackers, but Monday I'm on frozen. Wrap up though, it can feel colder than outside when you're stood by the vegi-mince.
I'm good mates with Gaz on wines & spirits. Should be able to snaffle a bottle of Liebfraumilch to take your mind off your wife. Sorry, ex wife. I keeping forgetting.
Who needs dibs! anyway, when you've got your mates?

Please have one Rep.

Have all the tags been sold?

I won it, have I got a bargain or what?

Sir- I believe you are lexdyslic and you really meant "bids"

Its quite common to reverse the b and the d in both reading and writing- you can end up with a bidet which I have to point out isn't a small bid, but is in fact arsewash and lots of people talk this language after a few beers.

Now I'd like to introduce you the dibset which is the very posh version of a small dibs, its pronounced "dibsit" in much the way the toffs pronounce "Askit" for Ascot

Of course there is the very nice posh young lady called "Dibs" - but really she's Debs and that's another story.............

dibset

Front and rear?

dont want to disrail, but i got some NOS tags for sales
dibs only

Do you have the receipt for these? (Or are you a thieving cunt?) No offence meant, it's just you can't be too careful these days.

the receipts are dated 7th of august at 22:47
they is genuine

dont want to disrail, but i got some NOS tags for sales
dibs only

dibs 25 x margaretthatcher'spenis

and 10 x you'reallcuntsanyway

pm coming

Read the rules - no advertising elsewhere! Kindly remove your smutty cards (the numbers of which don't answer unidentified mobiles)advertising reverse sex from all those telephone boxes

40 x If I had a girlfriend I would be all over this/her. (Can do reverse sex, so to speak.)

Are your NOS tags NIB? Will swap for reverse sex NOB NIB

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DIBS-P-BACK-/310362032567?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item484304c9b7

So, all is revealed.

A double-dealer is in the house.

A sneaky backshuffling eBender.

I am very sorry to say it but I'm beginning to suspect that you, Master Bonk, are a corrosive and corrupting influence on this team. I'm beginning to suspect that you are an imposter in a borrowed tie. I'm beginning to suspect that absolutely nothing you say is straight or true, that you have been sculling in private waters and nibbling at that which is verboten. In short, I'm beginning to suspect that you, sir, are a mountebank, and as such you are liable at a moment's notice to be whipped out of the Cathedral Close by the retired spinsters of the parish.

Dibs!, indeed. Fibs would be more the ticket. Ladies and gentleman I suggest that we exercise our right to spit out this piece of moral gristle and grind it in the dust.

Now, on another matter, I do believe that there is one reverse sex left. Dibs. Can you deliver?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reverse-Cowgirl-Sex-Position-Frosted-Shot-Glass-/250904751860?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a6b16aef4

cheaper on the bay

Skulling in private? Whip out your Cathedral? Spit, gristle and grind? Retire your spinster in my parish? Can I deliver?
Can I ever! Pming for address now.
I'll be pressing your bell before you can say- come inside.

By the way. All my Dibs! are hardback, darling.

I'll be pressing your bell before you can say- come inside.

Shaping up nicely.

Strict approach always pays dividends. Spare the rod, etc. Don't be lax, Max - as a lady of my acquaintance used to say.

still available?

dibs if so

i have some dibs, cheaper than these ones, pm me

dib dib dob little april shower

OMG this still for sale??? Dibs if still for sale, have money waiting (kind of, nearly)

i would dib that.

still for sell?