• Douche on a Pearson, orange jacket, undertaking me on the Highway this morning.

    Calling out whe you're already level witj me is nott acceptable, you fucking cretin.

    Criticising my raod position, on the basis that all cyclists should keep left, so as not to piss off drivers, is imbecilic.

    Claiming that you know better, because "you race internationally" just makes you a cunt.

    I don't give a fuck how youy race, I don't give a fuck how fast you can ride. This is commuting on a A road in the middle of London.

    Swerve at me again to try and make a point, and I will fucking hospitalise you.

    Douche on a Touche?

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