Football

On the subject of football and penises/penes, my missus announced on Saturday that as far as she understood, if a fella's football team wins on any given day, his missus is duty bound to have sex with him. Has anyone ever heard of, or tried to enforce this rule?

On the flipside, my mate's mate is a copper for Strathclyde OB and he said that whenever Rangers get beat there is an increase in reports of domestic violence by 80%!

#buckfastthread>>>>>>>>>>>>