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dicki

On the subject of football and penises/penes, my missus announced on Saturday that as far as she understood, if a fella's football team wins on any given day, his missus is duty bound to have sex with him. Has anyone ever heard of, or tried to enforce this rule?

in 1991 the missuses said i would get a VERY SPECIAL treat when liverpool win the premiershit for the first time .... now do you see why i am so keen for next season to be liverpools season and why i've been so desperate for the last 5 years on here !

please brendan PLEASE

#BREAKSDOWNSOBBING#

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