Freecycle: Workbenches

I remember we got new workbenches at school and there were signs up saying anybody caught graffitiing them would be severely punished.

First day I got caught just after finished a cracker that said 'ANDY JOHNSON SUCKS COCK'. I carved it in with a compass and had just finished inking the carved letters when I got caught. I had to read it out loud to the class. Andy was sitting right next to me. Because of the ink and the depth of the carve they never got it out.

You are the sole reason they will start introducing rubber scissors and compasses in Schools so original comments like this don't magically appear in obvious places