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@Multi_Grooves
Calling myself out. Passed a dude north bound over Waterloo bridge and he did that thing of immediately having to catch up. Fine. I see the light is red and slow down early whilst he races to the red. Eventually everyone gets going toward the national theatre. Again I pass this guy who's now riding in the door zone and again he suddenly feels he must lay down the hammer. I took the bait and sat you wanna race? Come on then! And hit that obscured bend with a zebra crossing on the apex....you know the one that I pass daily inc weekends, that had a ped crossing. I slam on the brakes and had to swerve into the wrong lane...I looked soooooo amateurish. When the sphincter says, 'see what happens?' and to rub the salt with the head shake.
Fucking dick*
*I was bigger dick though. But he is a total pleb**
I was a bigger pleb. I shoulda slapped him*
***I deserved a bigger slap...repeat ad nauseam