Gluttony & Competitive Eating

My mate was challenged to eat some cat food, his response was 'ok, but only if you give me all the money in your pockets right now'

I don't know what's worse, him eating catfood or us discovering that between 6 people we could only rustle up £4.87

Last weekend he got a £1 coin wedged up his nose. He is consistent.

CSB

At Uni circa 20 years ago this lad in our flat agreed a challenge to eat this massive pot of Hermesetas or some other artifical sweetener thing - there must have been a few thousand of them in it - we offered him something like a fiver each - anyway he tips about a quarter in his mouth and necks them and just grins at us - tips another load in and still grinning and then tips the rest in his mouth - cue collective panic that he was going to succeed so we say it doesn't count if you don't chew.. you have to chew them or no cash... so he starts chewing away still half grinning until about fifteen seconds in he goes white as a sheet and his eyes go and he runs to one of the cupboards and gets a bottle of ketchup and starts violently shaking that down his throat then pukes all over

hey this thread is about competitive eating not competitive stupidity / darwin award winners

that just doesn't sound healthy

My mate was challenged to eat some cat food, his response was 'ok, but only if you give me all the money in your pockets right now'

I don't know what's worse, him eating catfood or us discovering that between 6 people we could only rustle up £4.87

Last weekend he got a £1 coin wedged up his nose. He is consistent.

CSB

Your mate is somewhere near the legend fool border.

I've eaten cat food before. It was actually dog food but our cats liked it.

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I've eaten cat food before. It was actually dog food but our cats liked it.

Why? Or had you run out of every other food stuff in the house?

^^ How much spam could you eat in a day?

I ate a 1kg bag of sugar with a spoon back in my 1st year at university. Things were very weird for a couple of days after that...

This wasn't for a bet, I just did. Not clever.

i bet if someone lit a match near you you'd have taken out an entire block

sugar has so much energy, i remember the sugar plus HCl ( hydrochloric acid ) experiment at school so much heat, carbon + steam produced

And chlorine?

My mate was challenged to eat some cat food, his response was 'ok, but only if you give me all the money in your pockets right now'

I don't know what's worse, him eating catfood or us discovering that between 6 people we could only rustle up £4.87

my mate (on here) did the same

however my two mates offered him £70 to eat a bowl of cat biscuits. they were real tiny ones like mini cheerios. he said he'd do it if they allowed him milk. i was obviously dead against this as it would make it ten times easier. nevertheless they agreed and he downed the milk and biscuits in one like doing a bowl of cereal.

i don't know who is more stupid, the guys giving him £70 or him for offering to do it in the first place!

And chlorine?

nah that just vanished into thin air like kaiser soze

Tomorrow I will attend the Pig in a Day course at River Cottage HQ.

I will butcher, cook and eat a pig.

Vegans and other assorted pussies, this is a warning that photos of meaty mayhem will most likely appear on here.

In other news, Dorset is fucking gorgeous.

I'm an assorted pussy but do approve of this, anyone who's going to eat our stinky winged or four legged friends should have done all this themselves at some point.

Right on brother, this is as much an educational experience as it is an indulgent one. I want to know all about my porky friends and how to prepare them properly before I eat them. I'll let you know how I get on :)

When I was on holiday in ZA I went through 4 racks of baby ribs in one sitting. I was 11 XD

Tomorrow I will attend the Pig in a Day course at River Cottage HQ.

I will butcher, cook and eat a pig.

Vegans and other assorted pussies, this is a warning that photos of meaty mayhem will most likely appear on here.

In other news, Dorset is fucking gorgeous.

Nose to tail baby! Enjoy it man, it sounds excellent!

Not for me, I prefer not to kill things, but things will be killed and the people who consume it shouldn't be so removed from the gory details.

Why? Or had you run out of every other food stuff in the house?

It was there.

I ate a 1kg bag of sugar with a spoon back in my 1st year at university. Things were very weird for a couple of days after that...
This wasn't for a bet, I just did. Not clever.

I won $100 for drinking a bottle of maple syrup.

The fools, did they not know my capacity for sugar?!

Not for me, I prefer not to kill things, but things will be killed and the people who consume it shouldn't be so removed from the gory details.

I like to kill things and then leave the remains as a calling card on the doorstep of my owner.

You are this cat AICM£5