East Beers - Wednesdays - The Chesham Arms E9 6DU

I'm not sure I've eaten any vegetables since you left.
If I die of [whatever happens when you don't eat enough fruit and vegetables] it's your fault.

If you consume Mine pies at the rate you say, then by the time I get back you'll be the full Crimble Pudding.....I won't pour brandy on you or set you alight, I'll merely offer you Vegetables and retake the blame....... Though not sure it's your Veggie/Fruit void in your diet is entirely my fault. You Plumb.