Gluttony & Competitive Eating

My wife and our friends have a thing called 'Harvey Day' named after the day Brian Harvey ate too many jacket potatoes with tuna mayonnaise and then ran himself over.
We've been meaning to do it for a couple of years but currently stands at
My wife: a 12 egg omelette
Me: 4 Vienetta
My mate: 2 boxes of Potato Waffles

Oh fuck I need to talk Mrs Glover into something like this, but it's not going to happen, she gave me shit for days for eating a 1kg family tiramisu. Hot damn to I love tiramisu!