Football

West Ham weather

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2012/11/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-west-brom-v-chelsea-3/

Best bits were censored:

"Grey puffy flesh. When you encounter them en masse on the tube, it looks like an outing from the nonce wing at the local gaol. Flabby grey skin and sunken eyes. Gollum on an acid trip.

There was a theory that the criminality of the East End resulted in this pallor becoming a permanent genetic trait of everyone living between Mile End and Dagenham. Evolution conditioned the population to a life of incarceration....."

Unfortunately rather accurate.

So, essentially, being stuck out there, they've become a separate grey, noncey, species.

Because, who would mate with them? Outside of their area?

Harsh man, harsh...