Football

West Ham weather

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2012/11/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-west-brom-v-chelsea-3/

Best bits were censored:

"Grey puffy flesh. When you encounter them en masse on the tube, it looks like an outing from the nonce wing at the local gaol. Flabby grey skin and sunken eyes. Gollum on an acid trip.

There was a theory that the criminality of the East End resulted in this pallor becoming a permanent genetic trait of everyone living between Mile End and Dagenham. Evolution conditioned the population to a life of incarceration....."

A common misunderstanding of Darwinian Evolution is that genes can be affected by the environment. With the exception of radiation and some diseases genes cannot be changed by the environment. Only the expression of those genes can change