Football

West Ham weather

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2012/11/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-west-brom-v-chelsea-3/

Best bits were censored:

"Grey puffy flesh. When you encounter them en masse on the tube, it looks like an outing from the nonce wing at the local gaol. Flabby grey skin and sunken eyes. Gollum on an acid trip.

There was a theory that the criminality of the East End resulted in this pallor becoming a permanent genetic trait of everyone living between Mile End and Dagenham. Evolution conditioned the population to a life of incarceration....."

Someone as stylish as yourself would have realised Rafa wore an orange tie last night...

Here's a vid on this link... orange..not pink
http://www.teamtalk.com/premier-league/8292837/Rafa-Benitez-still-searching-for-first-win-after-Fulham-hold-Chelsea-to-goalless-draw