The Ultimate Riding Jacket?

front pockets tend to result in items hanging down and being hit by your knees

mudguards > arseflaps

hoods tend to billow up whilst cycling and obscure vision

waterproof is terrible for cycling in my experience, it tends to make me feel like a boil in the bag meal

buy a stuff sack with a belt loop

I have never had an issue with stuff in front pockets hanging down, I have mudguards, I would expect a cycling jacket with a hood to have a zipped collar, and I like feeling like a boil in the bag meal.