Rapha, nice but a bit pricey?

That's really good. I can see you're going for the antiestablishment dollar. Our research shows that's quite big.

Lolz Antidisestablishment groat, as it happens.

Every time I see this I think he's saying 'oooh my back/etc'

There's no suffering in a Tudor.

Way too much colour in that picture, not enough pain in the face.

4/10. Must try harder.

Innit. Suffering on a train means you haven't got a double seat.

I can't keep up with the current vogue in elitism, I am guessing that "buyer" is the derisory term de nos jours?

current vogue in righteous idignation. The current vogue in elitism can be found on Brewer Street.