For Sale: Beater/ shopper /pub bike/ awesomeness

Stop looking at those Colnagos for a minute and lets get real. You will never ever ever be able to afford one of those but you still wanna get your mack on at the pub/ club/ casino. Here is some blinged out incredibleniceness that won't hurt the wallet, but WILL give you that swag.

I present to you...

THE DAWES (sound of sirens, breaking glass, multiple explosions, airhorn)

Peep the stats!
3 gears that don't work. It rides though, stuck in one gear, probably the cable just needs adjusting, holla at your boy Sheldon.

A RACK! For carrying drugs, bitches, ice whatever.

New INNERTUBES! Like a boss.

A nice 1 1/8 CHAIN! BOOOOOOOM!

No rear BRAKE! So you look like you're riding a FIXIE. Hella tight.

Retro, vintage, distressed. Brick Lane style reclaimed PAINT-JOB! Play on player.

A KICK-STAND. Nothing says 'CH-CHING' like a freaking kick-stand.

Pant leg rolled up, blunt, gangster lean and this machine baby.

All this^ can be yours collected from N16 for **£35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon son!

****It cost me a pony from Shinkuu Kiss and I have fitted new tubes that cost me £10.

would buy on strength of ad :)