AY-YO! Stop looking at those Colnagos for a minute and lets get real. You will never ever ever be able to afford one of those but you still wanna get your mack on at the pub/ club/ casino. Here is some blinged out incredibleniceness that won't hurt the wallet, but WILL give you that SWAG.
I present to you...
*THE DAWES* (sound of sirens, breaking glass, multiple explosions, airhorn)
Peep it!
3*** gears that don't work. It rides though, stuck in one gear, probably the cable just needs adjusting, holla at your boy Sheldon. Still quick enough to duck the po-po.
A RACK! For carrying drugs, bitches, ice whatever.
New INNERTUBES! Like a boss.
A nice 1 1/8 CHAIN! BOOOOOOOM!
No rear BRAKE! So you look like you're riding a FIXIE. Hella tight.
Ghetto thug PAINT-JOB! Play on player.
A KICK-STAND. Nothing says 'CH-CHING' like a freaking kick-stand.
Pant leg rolled up, blunt, gangster lean and this machine baby.
All this^ can be yours collected from N16 for **£34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon son!
****It cost me a pony from Shinkuu Kiss and I have fitted new tubes that cost me £10.
AY-YO! Stop looking at those Colnagos for a minute and lets get real. You will never ever ever be able to afford one of those but you still wanna get your mack on at the pub/ club/ casino. Here is some blinged out incredibleniceness that won't hurt the wallet, but WILL give you that SWAG.
I present to you...
*THE DAWES* (sound of sirens, breaking glass, multiple explosions, airhorn)
Peep it!
3*** gears that don't work. It rides though, stuck in one gear, probably the cable just needs adjusting, holla at your boy Sheldon. Still quick enough to duck the po-po.
A RACK! For carrying drugs, bitches, ice whatever.
New INNERTUBES! Like a boss.
A nice 1 1/8 CHAIN! BOOOOOOOM!
No rear BRAKE! So you look like you're riding a FIXIE. Hella tight.
Ghetto thug PAINT-JOB! Play on player.
A KICK-STAND. Nothing says 'CH-CHING' like a freaking kick-stand.
Pant leg rolled up, blunt, gangster lean and this machine baby.
All this^ can be yours collected from N16 for **£34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon son!
****It cost me a pony from Shinkuu Kiss and I have fitted new tubes that cost me £10.