What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I moan about Movember.

Oh, you think a moustache is your ally. But you merely adopted the 'tache; I was born with it, moulded by it. I didn't see my top lip until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but the space where my moustache should be.

Full timer here:

Son, I had a full grown mustache before my 15th birthday, you ain't got shit.