What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I tend to think the people that moan about Movember are the ones who cannot grow a descent tache. Bunch of jealous whinging twats is what you all are, do one >>>>>>>>>>

I moan about Movember.

Oh, you think a moustache is your ally. But you merely adopted the 'tache; I was born with it, moulded by it. I didn't see my top lip until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but the space where my moustache should be.

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