Football

i was present at many games during my three years in liverpool studying and a good few times since i left that magnificent city
sadly i was at the liverpool vs arse game, standing on the kop peeing down the bloke in fronts leg, when we lost the title by that last minute goal ... yes yes glory hunting i know !
i've definately been more times than your daughters clive but don't have my stubs to prove it .. just take my word for it .. scouts honour

All of the above is complete bollocks ^