I... Lost the plot this morning.. Happy go lucky ride as ever up the OKR.. Bus on left. Right shoulder look, gentle overtake..
From my left a nodder yells at me to pull out to let him through. I hold my line, overtake the bus and then calmly tell him if he's that fast he should overtake me rather than try undertake.
He unleashes a torrent of abuse and tells me I was cutting him up and should of let him through. I tell him, again, overtake not undertake..
He calls me a cunt.
Red mist drops.
I punch him in the kidney.. He wobbles.. I tell him to stop, get off the bike and call me a cunt and I'll kick his fucking teeth in..
He cycles off quickly round bricklayers roundabout..
Don't feel good about it really.. Only human though..
Now we are talking. Ha
Should have punched him in the liver though. A liver punch would have been the end of it.