Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

the stem looks like a painted length of scaffolding pipe ^

want that frame in that colour!

First mielec to be in anti?
Probably not.

Hard to paint a mental pic, so I'll try get proper pic next time I see it, imagine a bright pink frameset with bright green everything else, single speed conversion, rattlecan job. It's here in Manchester.

If we're doing anti-porn descriptions, I've got a one up my sleeve; there's a rudge bi-frame, rattle-canned silver parts and all with shagged profile tt bars on it at uni. I will seek it out and collect evidence.

the pink thing is a slave machine, horrid, yet awesome and fun to ride. Although you would look like a right twat riding it!

I think it could be recovered if the bar, stem and front wheel were changed. The file name is amusing.

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but Halfords selling kids bike with fiam dart gun attached, not quite sure what they are trying to encouraging?

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductMobileDisplay?catalogId=10151&storeId=10001&productId=875367&categoryId=165602&langId=-1

^ That's class, don't think it belongs in anti.

^this, it's a kids bike...

Gangsta ...

great for when you get knocked off and break 4 fingers ... at least you'll still have thumbs!

Gangsta ...

Reep. It's an art piece and unrideable.

Wow, that's mind-blowing. An extreme case of HTFU overdose?

so close yet so far:

so, so far...

are they TT elbow pads on the bar ends?

no, they seem to be some nodderiffic ergo bar end grip

http://www.giant-bicycles.com/_generated/_generated_au/parts/products/images/1000/2010/2010_gear_0009s_0009_450709.jpg

Look like turds.

This was outside the gym today

    ![](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8069/8189434210_365e7e7240_b.jpg)

im going with functional

Nope, saddle like that make the owner think he need the handlebar higher to removed pressure on his hand just because he set the saddle too high.

So not functional because he couldn't get fitted properly.

im going with functional

im going with what the fuck

Fucking lol at that stack!