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He was a top player at Newcastle.
The young(er) strikers can learn from him.
I'm sure Brenda has some sort of mind spell that will calm him down.
He is where most of the Torres money went.

It wasn't a pisstake at first. It would probably be best for him to be recalled if possible. You need strikers desperately. The fact you got so offended by one of your own players as a suggestion is a bit of a joke really.

If you thought seriously that even for a second, you need to take a long hard look at yourself.