Ways not to lock your bike

don't lock them near the floor, or dogs will piss on them

filthy little bastards
Actually if you have a long cable lock, it is better to lock through bottom of spokes & tube because i"ve seen a scrote break a cable lock that was locked higher on the bike, kind of jump down through it. You cannot get that leverage if the cable skirts the floor. Id rather have a piss soaked lock, than my 1968 Cinelli being nicked! Actually the bit about the Cinelli was a figment of my imagination.