Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I quite like that. Carpet on stairs always wears out, gloss can be repaired easily. The black and red steps work well with the yellowish walls. Would climb.

top marks for colour coordiantion between frame and stair set.
The mustard of the cabinet picks out the inside of the forks something devine.

rather lovely teasing shade-play between doorframe, wall paint and tiles.
coordination of the kind you could spot at only very few of the finest connoisseurs out there.

Thanks guys, living in and old house, 1870 :)
But what exactly is anti about my bike? I know it's not porn or HHSB, but anti is a bit harsh, especially since it isn't finished.