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  • This just in from our beloved leader:

    Page 93 of Brendan Rogers 180 page dossier to FSG: "Success is an illusion. I will play young inexperienced players in as many games as possible, then if we lose those games, I will spin it around and say that the players were outstanding and that I am blooding youngsters. The fans and media will lap it up and believe that we will be doing the same thing as Alex Ferguson did with his class of 92. The more I spin it, the more the fans will not question either myself or FSG and therein buy us both valuable time to suck as much money from the club and the fans as we possibly can".

  • And this:

    "Ouch!! From the Guardian:
    68 min: Joe Cole concedes possession with a loose pass and Anzhi set off on a counter-attack. To be honest, it wasn't really worth mentioning, but I have to type something and there's nothing else of interest going on at the moment. Hats off to any Liverpool fans who made the trip to Moscow for this match, not least because of all the hassle and expense that it must have entailed. I'm watching it free of charge on television in a warm office in London and still feel short-changed."

  • God he must be bored. If I got banned from this place, I just can't see myself texting Clive with little nuggets about Everton.

    Anyway, for a team of children, Liverpool didn't do too badly. All to play for in the next two games

  • Young Joe Cole celebrated his 31st yesterday. Can we please drop the young prefix. In fact can we drop him out of the squad? Please? Add Henderson and Downing to that?...Can you hear me?.....is anyone there?

  • I see Osman has been called up to the England squad... why???

    He's done well etc etc but he's 31 is he going to be any use come a major tournament (yes yes, no more use than any other of the useless fuckwits)

    TBF it was long overdue. Not to worry, they'll play him out of position, he'll look ordinary and drop back to the treatment room.

  • Young Joe Cole celebrated his 31st yesterday. Can we please drop the young prefix. In fact can we drop him out of the squad? Please? Add Henderson and Downing to that?...Can you hear me?.....is anyone there?

    I had no idea he was even playing last night. We really do need to get rid of him. Can't we just cancel his contract and give him the boot?

  • "Those watching at their homes or in pubs in Finchley will probably be sporting them."

    DTM
    Weapon etc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • And this:

    "Hats off to any Liverpool fans who made the trip to Moscow for this match, not least because of all the hassle and expense that it must have entailed. I'm watching it free of charge on television in a warm office in London and still feel short-changed."

    Must only be a couple of hours flying from Oslo.

  • Clive repped...
    #besttrollingever

  • The annual donation of six points to us from you monkeys will be well received on Sunday. Looking forward to it already

  • Nice goal by Traore tonight.
    http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=traore%20goal%20liverpool&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CEYQtwIwBA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DuGFew6ZyoEk&ei=ZDGcUOD2DqTG0QW2y4DwAQ&usg=AFQjCNEq3IEhGAuqxajBagyp5PKSjTtGeA

    #nottrolling

    2 mistakes and bam.... it's getting all to repetitive

    Least are 1st team are all rested and ready to make the same mistakes on sunday

  • Young Joe Cole celebrated his 31st yesterday. Can we please drop the young prefix. In fact can we drop him out of the squad? Please? Add Henderson and Downing to that?...Can you hear me?.....is anyone there?

    Joke Cole seems popular

  • Yes those lfc stadium shirts (and hoody I think) are a disgrace.. I can only hope it's for the american market as I really can't see anyone I know wearing one of those... Maybe one person but he's an american and a whopper of the highest order.

    Aroogah.. would you wear a shitehartlane shirt?

  • Ex-Evertonian wonder boy Michael Branch jailed for 7 years for possessing drugs with intent to supply.

    I shall avoid any comments on scouse stereotypes.

  • Why? It's hilarious.

  • Trouble is most of these never were footballers are too thick to make crime pay. I think you need to be a little smart and sassy to be a proper dealer and evade capture. He probably had untold people traipsing through his house at all hours

  • Young Joe Cole celebrated his 31st yesterday. Can we please drop the young prefix. In fact can we drop him out of the squad? Please? Add Henderson and Downing to that?...Can you hear me?.....is anyone there?

    We have been told that YJC is an immence talent in the waiting. When he grows old, he will be one of the very best. He is not yet one of the very best. He is therefore not old and so Young Joe Cole he shall remain.

  • They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning
    We will remember them.

    Somehow seems suitable for both Remembrance Sunday and YJC

  • Freddy Adu is the new YJC I reckon.

  • Reading Vs Norwich 2-2
    Everton Vs Sunderland 3-1
    Stoke vs QPR 1-2
    Wigan vs WBA 2-3
    Arsenal vs Fulham 4-1
    Southampton vs Swansea 3-3
    Vila vs Man United 1-4
    Man city vs Spurs 4-2
    Newcastle vs West Ham 1-1
    Chelsea vs Liverpool 2-2

  • Freddy Adu is the new YJC I reckon.

    He had a good sponsorship deal after all.

  • We were lucky to get something out of that, Leicester looked very good and we were very sloppy. I could get used to these Old Trafford Rules on penalties though.

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