Did Jim fix it for you? Or what would/did you write to him and ask for?

...Later on down the line once I'd matured (only slightly and to be fair there hasn't been an enormous amount of progress in that department) I wrote to Jim to try and get a trip on a submarine and meet my hero Mr Cousteau.

Jim shunned me not once but twice. The big nonce.

Double double shunned then because Jim fixed it for a lad I met when studying to go on a submarine. Not only did he do this but it was a nuclear one (perhaps they all are now or he was lying/didn't know any better) and it was arranged outside of the TV programme.

It's a long time since we spoke but I'm pretty sure Savile wasn't there so he was never fiddled with.