Hitler was a bike messenger

Fascist Pedestrians

I was riding through Soho after a long day's work when a small group of hipsters strolled out onto the road and walked along it like it was a pedestrianised road which is was not. Carnaby Street is but this street was not. They forced me to swerve to avoid harming them and myself. I was tired and irritated by the arrogance of their attitude. I cried out a short word of abuse as I went by. They looked as though they wanted to respond but were struggling to come up with a reposte to my witticism. I cycled on towards home, a shower, something to eat and a rest.

Saw this somewhere.