Custom Reynolds 853 completely inappropriate London-to-Paris mobile

To summize, I failed to finish the bike before I left, did not nearly enough training (none) which made it very unlikely I would make it to paris, didn't plan the journey or think that the ferry would be delayed, didn't bring the correct equipment, didn't bother to check the weather on the internet, and generally made a shite job of it.

I salute this kind of bloody minded, caution to the wind endeavour. You, Sir, are a star.