Football

They won't because Abramovich won't rape his own plaything.

^^How do you know all this crap?

Some of us are actual football fans, Mike...

Some of us are actual football fans, Mike...

tongue firmly planted in cheek?

and have a memory... (TS has limited timeframe on that one too)

Oorah! The football thread is alive and kicking...

Shaktar Donetsk looked a bit alright last night. I wasn't surprised how strong they were but I was surprised how ordinary they made Chelsea look.

Utd. were lucky to get a win and Celtic were unlucky not to get a draw but then again Barca had 28 goal attempts and 82% possession :$

Barcelona think beyond all the important things like possession / stadium / kit deals / trophies / Winston Bogarde though so they have no place in this thread.

That said I reckon Winston Bogarde got more assists than Stewart Downing.

And appearances.

And trophies. And sponsorship deals. And stadiums named after him.

Barcelona are driven by an intense hatred of the other, so they might be allowed in here.
Dependent on TEH RULEZ. Obvz.

Imagine finding out that your football team was a plastic.

That would bend my head.

Must be normal if you're the second club in a city.

(A* Damo. Good work)

lot of plastic clubs in london?

QPR - plastic pitch
Fulham - plastic statue

You're just gonna confuse, Mike...
#LutonTown

Srs qstn: first club in London?

Arsenal?

Srs qstn: first club in London?

srs nswr: Chelsea FC - first team in London to win the European Cup.

Fulham actually

as in founding date, fair enough. Fulham were founded in 1879.

Shaktar Donetsk looked a bit alright last night. I wasn't surprised how strong they were but I was surprised how ordinary they made Chelsea look.

Utd. were lucky to get a win and Celtic were unlucky not to get a draw but then again Barca had 28 goal attempts and 82% possession :$

Sounds like Liverpool.
How many times did they hit the woodwork?

You're just gonna confuse, Mike...
#LutonTown

Damn right you will.
Luton is not fucking London. And any cunt from anywhere outside London that refers to themselves as being from 'Just outside' London needs a smack followed by a geography lesson

Luton is a boil on Hertfordshire's arse.