For Sale: Morgan's 'adding space' clear-out.

You know that phrase 'adding lightness', replacing parts with lighter parts? I fucking hate that phrase. I'm adding space by replacing things with air.

Plus, I have Spotter Bars now, so everything else is superfluous.

I am very, very open to offers. Slightly sexual offers preferred.

Forks -

They're all 1 1/8th
Alpina track forks, undrilled and possibly undrillable. Short steerer - £30 -> £25
Bulky forks for something or other, disc mounts and some other kind of mount, miles of steerer - £20
Langster forks, from the gothic Langster of '06 maybe? Drilled for a brak, plenty of steerer - £20 -> £15

All 3 - http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8179/8054342942_a8354b1b36_z.jpg
Alpina and Langster - http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8171/8054343538_6984c1a446_z.jpg
Other one - http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8042/8054341989_a2a4536333_z.jpg

Bars -

Bars of unknown origin, which I bought because they have a similar shape to Nitto ADB-X's. Slanted flat top to a track drop. Well wrapped with new tape, brooks bar ends and an oversized shim, probably 25.4 underneath - So trendy right now.£20 -> £15 SOLD PENDING PAYMENT
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8318/8054356099_6dd4b8e658_z.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8034/8054344864_256777028a_z.jpg

Nitto 123 - NJS! NJS! NJS! NJS! NJS! Track wrapped with brooks tape, in good nick, 40cm wide NJS! NJS! NJS! NJS! NJS! £25 Sold Pending Payment / Collection
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8170/8054343367_b3e4ca2f09_z.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8170/8054345828_42fcd14b91_z.jpg

Deep drop bullhorns - Perfect for stretching out on those difficult skids, or getting squeezing low for valuable seconds to get that 38th position in the Strava segment for a 0.5% climb. Bar tape is a little ratty, 25.4 clamp £15 SOLD PENDING PAYMENT
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8172/8054344949_25bdd9f3d2_z.jpg

Mavic aero base bars and extensions - Available again due to people being shite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8IPbDpgWGw

Need I say more? £30
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8316/8054348264_5603264f28_z.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8319/8054346701_6188c2220f_z.jpg

Short bullhorns - Guys I bought these of an ACTUAL messenger, they've been used on ACTUAL premium rushes just like that dreamy Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Omg I know right! Chopped Profile Airwings, Slight drop from the clamp area, which is 25.4, nice tape. I siphoned off the messenger sweat to dab on my bib shorts for that authentic smell, so that's not included. Considering the lack of sweat £15 -> £10

Purple risers! 25.4 clamp, 3 inches of rise, purple! Some spongey tape and bar ends, purple. Purple. £10 -> £5

Black risers - low rise, slight swoop back, taped up. I'm not quite sure of the clamp, more than 25.4 but less than OS? I really like them, regardless £10 -> £7

Picture of the last 3 - http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8318/8054344199_9698ecc98f_b.jpg

Misc -

System EX 31.6mm seatpost. Slight setback, almost unused. I once hit myself really hard in the hand with this once so may have my blood on it. £60 with blood, £5 without.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8038/8054349271_ca195d1ce3_z.jpg

BMX Saddle and grips - Matching set that I won in a race or something. The saddle has rad lightning bolts on it, and the grips have cut outs for brake levers. Neither have been used, although the grips are a little dusty £20 -> £10
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8457/8054351966_4350a62dde_z.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8321/8054352960_914af24bca_z.jpg

Black "Selle Iscalle" saddle - Looks a bit shitty, but rides fine. Nicely padded £5 SOLD
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8309/8054354330_ba63871e97_z.jpg

Wicked SKS mudguard - it's made for 26" wheels, but fits 700c frames if you've got a little clearance, like a Charge Plug. Easy to fit and remove, and good coverage. £5
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8169/8054355252_da1b7f4f78_z.jpg

Sprockets - 18t gone / 16t / 15t - £2 a pop.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8316/8054353442_cdfbd2a76c_z.jpg

Free Bits - Have one with any other purchase!

1 1/8th inch threaded headset - We were all young and foolish once. It's all in the box, I promise
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8181/8054348385_53465a5db1_z.jpg

HHSB Seatpost bottle cage clamp - Wanna look like you ride further than Tesco? Get on it. GONE
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8029/8054349244_1aedb09211_b.jpg

Old School BMX seatpost - no clamp, but wicked setback. 27.2, I would guess.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8181/8054348385_53465a5db1_z.jpg

Chain tugs - they work GONE
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8316/8054353442_cdfbd2a76c_z.jpg

Left 'and 170mm Sugino messenger crank arm. Other one got bent in a crash.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8037/8054351829_3b35864f2d_z.jpg

Massive splash guard. Made for trails, but will keep you utterly spotless on the bike.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8319/8054352795_7c0b7c9be8_z.jpg

I'm in Bath at the moment, but will be in London towards the end of the month and available to deliver depending on JUST HOW MUCH you want these items. I'm willing to deliver to Bristol or the surrounding environs whilst I'm here, or post at cost. If you buy a sprocket and ask for that big mudguard free you can absolutely get fucked.

Cash beats PMs, PMs beat Dibs, Dibs beat not buying anything. If you don't buy anything I beat you.

Also if any of you bastards want any of these shoes* for a £10 - just offer.

http://www.lfgss.com/thread90851.html

*apart from the Supras, gunna sell them on eBay to some absolute weapon who says 'swag' and wears hats.

Is the 18t sprocket 1/8" ? If so and you'll post I'll take that and the bottle cage clamp.

whats the deal with the extra bits on those bulky forks? how many miles of steerer too?

Is the 18t sprocket 1/8" ? If so and you'll post I'll take that and the bottle cage clamp.

It is indeed 1 1/8th, and I will certainly post them to you chuck.

whats the deal with the extra bits on those bulky forks? how many miles of steerer too?

Absolutely no idea what they're for. Idle thoughts include variable canti mounts or heavy duty rack attatchments, but neither seem likely to me. Tell your mates they're gun mounts or something.

I'll measure for you in the morning, but I would guess at roughly 25cm of steerer. Enough for most of us.

I don't want any of your stuff, but you're a funny bastard.

Dibs "Selle Iscalle" saddle and the chain tugs please

^^ this. Also, I was almost persuaded to buy the dreamy bullhorns.

I'd take dibs on that saddle and those Nike Vandals if JoeC fall's through. Love those.

can i grab the seat post bottle cage if its not gone, thanks, pm me

Dibs bullhorn bars, pmd.

I don't want any of your stuff, but you're a funny bastard.

but also BUY MY SHIT

^^ this. Also, I was almost persuaded to buy the dreamy bullhorns.

I recon I could wring the sweat back on to them if it'll seal the deal? EVEN BETTER I could get a courier to deliver them???? Might cost a bit from Bath though...

PM sent re B123s

Doing a premium rush to Bergen, Norway might just soak the bars in courier-sweat in the process. Hmm...

this thread is so weapon, i might change my account to onyerBITCHES...swag...

PS i'm not buying anything, it's all about thieving these days

Updated what's gone, dropped a few prices ect.

Quite a few people PMing me about shit then going quiet. >>>>>>>>>

Quite a few people PMing me about shit then going quiet. >>>>>>>>>

+1, know the feeling... :(

Tentative dibs on Alpina forks, PM sent

Dibs Deep drop bullhorns - £15

RIGHT HO KIDS - I live in London now so if anyone wants anything delivered I'm quite happy to do it.

Updated what's sold and what ain't.

yo, can i grab the short bullhorns and the 16t & 15t cogs off ya?

RIGHT HO KIDS - I live in London now so if anyone wants anything delivered I'm quite happy to do it.

Updated what's sold and what ain't.

You back in Bath Bristol area anytime? How long is the alpina steerer tube? - in Bristol area but will pick up, or if you aint ever comin back then well I'm sure I can work somethin out.