Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

'I'd say [the accuser] is a very bitter and twisted guy. I must have been tested 103 times or something in my career and never ever come up positive.

Won't wash with me--my threshold for believing someone is around 500-600 tests.

I love the way the Mail hid the details of who it was. So subtle that they might as well have printed "Sean Fucking Yates".
I wonder if this will damage the value of my chainring?

Paul Kimmage seems to be enjoying the crucifixion of Cancer Jesus.

When is Sean Yates going to be told to walk the plank?

Is there any truth in the rumour Lance is replacing Bez onstage in the Happy Mondays?

He's has all the right credentials and has access to some high grade dope. Dr Ferrari backstage mixing up the medicine...Sorted

UCI deliver verdict in about 3hr 45m live stream Fox Sports.

UCI deliver verdict in about 3hr 45m live stream Fox Sports.

This is probably how the Apple lots with Steve Job on those conference.

the Happy Mondays?

No but there are rumours of one Ryder who doped on that team

I love the way the Mail hid the details of who it was. So subtle that they might as well have printed "Sean Fucking Yates".
I wonder if this will damage the value of my chainring?

Is it Yates? Or is that what The Mail want us to think? One of the sources was Daryyl Webster, a former team mate and contemporary of Shane Sutton. And DW has previously been very vocal and very specific in his allegations of Sutton's past but would have little evidence/knowledge of Yates beyond hearsay.

So where do I watch this UCI press conference?

http://www.wgrz.com/news/article/186310/37/LIVE-VIDEO-UCI-to-Announce-Decision-on--Lance-Armstrong-Case-

Boom. Recognized sanction.

Armstrong has been stripped of 7 Tour titles UCI just announce...

that shit cray

Followed by strong statement of being anti doping and continuing to work with authorities to fight doping?

Cadel getting dragged into it now

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/other-sports/7848180/Cadel-Evans-says-he-only-met-banned-doctor-once

Not really getting "dragged" into it. He's having to explain why he met Dr Ferrari which is fairly reasonable imo.

I reckon quite a lots of pro rider met with Ferrari at some stage, some work with him, some don't.

The problem is that any association means you are going to get tarred by the scandal in the publics eyes.

What will become of any earnings made from the Tour(s)?? Will he get fined or have to pay anything back?

The Evans stuff is not new information, its even in his book, 'close to flying'.

'close to flying' what kind of title is that : /

I reckon quite a lots of pro rider met with Ferrari at some stage, some work with him, some don't.

Wow, you really know your onion.

I have nowhere to put them.