Where are all the cool single guys in London?

We went to see a football match, ate hotdogs, he kissed me on the nose and told me it was one of the best days out ever.

That kind of stuff?

You might not, however...

I call LIES!

Not lies, just an example of a date. It doesn't mean to say this was a real date, as I have said elsewhere, a lady won't kiss and tell.