Where are all the cool single guys in London?

So you've actually been on dates then with people off this very forum?

The fact that you're still searching a year later would suggest they were a) helmets b) melts c) whoppers
d) sexpests e) all of the above

We need a list of names. I reckon:

1. Lynx
   
2. Chainbreaker
   
3. Donut
   
4. TS
   
5. EEI
   
   

Warm?