• Had an interesting exchange just outside camden tube station yesterday.

    Me: a pedestrian, crossing a pedestrian crossing with a bunch of other pedestrians crossing on a green man, whilst shovelling crisps into my face.

    Him: some art student type on an old road bike, having jumped the lights and going straight through all of the pedestrians while they cross and heading straight at me.

    Me: "It's red, dickhead (munch munch)"
    Him: "Shut the fuck up"
    Me: (enraged by this affront) "Fuck you!"

    Shakespeare.

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