Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

To be perfectly honest, if drivers can't see you in your current state the only option is a hump rucksack cover. Sorry.

but this guy could only see my front (if he'd bothered to look in his mirror) so unless I wear it on my head or like a Cameo pouch then it's of no real use

You should've been in primary, waiting in the traffic jam. Only yourself to blame.

Second chance to notice the sarcasm