For Sale: Wild Wheel Discs

Are you ready for the wildest wheel discs you can get?
These babies are so wild they need to be contained with 16 cable ties!!
They are the roundest and blackest wheel discs in the world!!
So round that we had to put a slot in them so that they would fit your imperfect wheels!!
How much do they weigh you say? Well let us tell you, if you can spin them fast enough, they take flight by themselves!!
We have even added the revolutionary SNATCH system. (Spoke nipple access tool control hole) for ease of spoke key and pump access.
Another amazing technological breakthrough is the fact that these discs can fit ANY wheel above 650c. That includes: 26", 700c, 650b, 29er up to the penny of the penny farthing.
If you need any special colours, we can also supply any colour you need!!! (as long as its black).
You can even have a picture of your dog or cat put on the disc! Enquire for custom graphics!

£6 each, cable ties included.

Shipping extra or they can be delivered to tournamnents, london etc.

Ask Hayden, Josh or Luca for more info or to pick up/drop off.

All proceeds go towards a polo travel fund

Interesting.

Are they £6 each or per pair?

Are they corex or plastic?

Snatch...... Hmm certainly will with a side wind

Will they fit on my diesel estate?

Why do you need a girl masturbating a seat post to sell these?
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Have you thought of sponsoring a leading bike polo team to help with sales - I read on the social media grapevine that London team 'Spring Break' have no such commercial support currently...?

Why do you need a girl masturbating a seat post to sell these?
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apols

I'd buy them, but they just don't seem sexy enough somehow.

oh dear...
could do with that instead of spending £2k on the Mavic's ....

Ah you took it down. Repped.
The photoshopping was just as offensive.
;)

Good luck with this.

The photoshopping was just as offensive.
;)
Some of us have never got beyond MS Paint ya gert snob.
;-)

MS Paint is all you need... Plus a ruler and a big box of crayons...

Never heard of it.

Interesting.

Are they £6 each or per pair?

Are they corex or plastic?

Hey Andy, they are 4mm correx, cnc cut. £6 each.

Have you thought of sponsoring a leading bike polo team to help with sales - I read on the social media grapevine that London team 'Spring Break' have no such commercial support currently...?

i think they gettin wild are the sponsored team... 7th best team in the world you know

Why do you need a girl masturbating a seat post to sell these?
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repped

Sorry this is O.T. but didn't merit a new thread ...

Does anyone know where I can buy a couple of sheets of correx in a shop in London tomorrow?

You can buy 2mm correx in Leylands on shoreditch high street ( Its downstairs) otherwise the polypropylene I use for disk covers is from Paperchase opposite goodge street station (top floor)

Cool, ta. Exactly the local knowledge I needed.

I've got some plain black I can sell you, Iain... £2 per 1000mm x 660mm sheet...

These look great, how much do they weigh?

They'll look stupid on 700.

Presumably Cambridge will do a 700c model soon?

^ Is Cambridge on here? Was going to make some from estate agent signs, but something like this would be easier and less likely to spit me off when it dived into the chain.

These come from cambridge.
And yeah they'll def need a 700 version!
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