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I heard rumours that carrots are the favourite food of horrid centrists with sight problems who love to sell their ass hole to the fascist pigs. Rumours say that they do this hoping to get power, but I don't believe much to this, I reckon they do dat only because they are jealous blinded watching the happiness of people living in the south, and also afraid, they born like that.

So, I dunno, I guess you can have it, but there are people queuing before you, since the age of mammals… I just realised now… rumours.

You write like a terrible William S. Burroughs