Football

My ex-s little boy has been taken into the West Ham youth set up. He's only seven but apparently an excellent little player. I guess this happens to hundreds of kids though only for it to not really lead anywhere?

Look at Jonjo Shelvey - the Arsenal youth set-up was too soft, he learnt his trade with us, went to Charlton where they messed with his head and now he's with you lot.

No, they take on 11 kids each year and every single one ends up playing for England.

There is some truth in this.