Football

Oi, that's bang out of order! They won their first game on Saturday against high flying Norwich AND they're now up to the dizzy heights of 14th!
Plus, Captain Fantastic was on Sky Sports yesterday praising 'The Rodgers Revolution'

Revolution...must've missed that

it's a slow process turning an oil tanker

once we are turned though watch out any other craft on the oceans

was that a bit too much nautical simile / metaphor / other type of word that describes something that it isn't really ?