Golf

A lot more fun when accompanied by Joey Barton's Twitter rants:

Really hope they f*cking lose this. To watch the stars and stripes facepaint tearfully, running down their halfwitted faces would please me

For future reference american f*ckwits, its highly improbable that someone teeing off a par 5 is gonna put it in 'the hole'

These have shit their star-spangled under crackers this mob.