Reprographics - The repro man blog

My desk this afternoon. Cheers Lucy, will get stuck into it this weekend.

You may be pleased to hear my 75 year old landlord is now ploughing though my finished copy, he and i frequently have animated conversations regarding 'fucking bumwaggers' as he refers to cyclists. He declares your writing as ' absolutely excellent' and the sound of an old boy guffawing is a welcome addition to hogwarts where we reside.

Your landlord sounds like a top lad! 'Fucking bumwaggers'! Gold!

My desk this afternoon. Cheers Lucy, will get stuck into it this weekend.

My pleasure, old pal. Hope it looks great in your bog!

Luci any ideas how long it'll stay for sale? Only ask because I've got the kindle version but would love to order a couple more copies near Christmas.

I'll keep it on sale until you've bought a few more copies!

Australia, New Zealand and now The IoM.

BlueQuinn gave me a copy of this to read last night. I couldn't put it down, it's properly excellent. Just had to log in here to add my approval.

That's very good of you, BobbinBird!
Incidentally, I was lurking nearby on the Tweed Run when you rocked up after your wedding. I didn't get chance to say hi, but you both looked grand.

Australia, New Zealand and now The IoM.

It's made it onto The Island?? Did someone lob it over the barbed wire from a boat?

andy.w - I won't believe it until I see a picture of it on your bog!

Lulu link please. Too lazy to look.

Realised this will make a great brother-in-law gift.

@Luci: Edward Woodward flew it over in a seaplane.

@luci: Edward woodward flew it over in a seaplane.

oh christ! Oh jesus christ!

I wonder if he got to hang out the back of Britt Ekland?

Didn't everyone?

More pricks than Eric Bristows' dartboard.

Seen more Jap's eye than a Tokyo optician.

#racist

Seen more German mouth* that a Berlin dentist.

#alsoracist

*S'what the Japanese call it, innit.

^Is that true??

If so, it's fuck funny!

More helmets than Barry Sheene.

She's been down on everything except the Titanic.

Goes down faster than someone's mum's head after 3 bacardis.

^Is that true??

If so, it's fuck funny!

Because it never smiles.

Goes down faster than a plane in Nepal.

Too soon?