Nursery for New Members

maybe not... With that attitude youll be banned.

That is not a valid second post, you must try harder.

My third one was a job offer. I'm community minded—that's gotta count for something?

Clever idea, but I'd like to post a thread and buy some stuff please! :)

Sensible - although I am impatient to get going.

So I do hope this counts as a post then :-)

Not really but if you are lucky Chainbreaker will be distracted a glimpse of his own biceps reflected in a shop window and you will survive.

I just joined because I want to learn about old italian frames and campagnolo... Does that mean I'm a hipster?

So I do hope this counts as a post then :-)
no it fucking doesn't!!!

Not really but if you are lucky Chainbreaker will be distracted a glimpse of his own biceps reflected in a shop window and you will survive.
who ARE you??

w00t!

Woot is not an intro unless you're an owl.

Try harder

Haha.

Ha.

Oh.. and hello to all.

Chainbreaker, it is true, I am not an owl.

As a new member I'd like to enrol at the nursery. Hello!

w00t!

Nope

Haha.

Nope

Ha.

Nope

Oh.. and hello to all.
Chainbreaker, it is true, I am not an owl.

Nopeish

As a new member I'd like to enrol at the nursery. Hello!

Dear Mr Crammond,
~~
Welcome; and may I commend you on a first class choice of Intenweb Forum. In here you will find banter and other bike related prattle in full and copious flow. Also japes and jocular hilarity are the order of the day, unless you are a weenie, in which case you must go the the "I am really worried about my carbon items" section of the forum, the rest is easy.

Have fun,

FOB xx~~

Here be monsters!

no it was photoben, all sorted now.
pics or it didn't happen etc....

cool sounds like fun!

Oh it is, I haven't ever......

wasted so much time
laughed like a drain
gained such valuable knowlege
spent too much money on bikes I don't need
got fitter
got fatter
met a load of utter lunaticts really great folks

since I got involved

Is it here you say "Hello" for the first time on the forum ?

If yes, Hello from Begium to everyone !

Hello. Just wanted to say hi and get my first post out the way :-)

Hello. New member but been lurking on here for years. Must say I've found you all very helpful even though no one knew, this is always my first call for mech tips and whatnot. There's info on here you just wouldn't get anywhere else, or maybe I'm too bone idle to look. So Yeah, hi.

Helloooooooo all you crazy folk

@sebpeb, tell me; why are there no letters on the road signs in Brugge? I was so fucking lost in a huge tunnel and then, boom loads of signs with nothing on them.

Hello. Just wanted to say hi and get my first post out the way :-)
you are magnetizing yourself with magnets to bring the Chainhammer out of his lair.

nah. seems harmless enough

another person I'd like to meet. FOB

Hello. New member but been lurking on here for years. Must say I've found you all very helpful even though no one knew, this is always my first call for mech tips and whatnot. There's info on here you just wouldn't get anywhere else, or maybe I'm too bone idle to look. So Yeah, hi.

^ pretty much this for me too.