My top tip is to wank over the end of one of the stories.
That way you get the 'double bubble' of someone's horror at a spunky page coupled with their frustration at not knowing how the story ends.
I came here to chastise you for having not sent my copy, but now I'm fairly sure its arrival will be a traumatic experience and therefore will do nothing to hasten you. Good day.
I came here to chastise you for having not sent my copy, but now I'm fairly sure its arrival will be a traumatic experience and therefore will do nothing to hasten you. Good day.