What's your motto?

"Better a Richard Kuklinski today than a Margaret Tatcher tomorrow"

My pal (who works in banking!) always says "never a borrower nor a lender be".

but make sure you get an arrangers fee

Only God and Ignorance are perfect.

live to ride, ride to live

'fuck it, why not, it'll be a laugh'

My fav so far...

Ole!

Mine does tend to be 'it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't'

I haven't done much.

I'm full of regret.

There's always 'Never rub another man's rhubarb.'

That's stood me in good stead many a time, I can tell you.

i spat pop corn all over the bloke in front of me when the joker said that!

another fave

Fuck 'em all! Fuck 'em all! The long and the short and the tall

"You're not a man unless you've had a woman twice your age and half your age".

I'm clearly not a man then.

"You're not a man unless you've had a woman twice your age and half your age".

I'm clearly not a man then.

Jeremy Forrest can tick one of those off his 'to do' list.

soon be christmas

It's all just a question of mind of matter.

I don't mind and you don't matter.

"There are two choices for dinner: take it or leave it".

"I can do that when I'm old(er)."

"Fuck me I'm too old for this"

soon be christmas

i love saying that, guaranteed to piss t'missus off!

see also:

'very much so'

'turned out nice again'

How quaint.

"Pure silk she wanted, a fine leather she got".

"pain is weakness leaving the body"

"get on it"

"like men"

"why not?"

'From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs'

If ya dont think too good... dont think too much.

I've also heard it applied to drink but I dont subscribe to that

"Life is like a box of chocolates"

"What would Jesus not-do?"

Our motto camping pretty rough on France was "WWTD?" What would Ted do.... In honour of his man camping, road kill gutting, own made knife carrying manliness...