Reprographics - The repro man blog

GL, a great read...

Mine is living beside the dunny too.

Any other copies in the Southern hemisphere?

Still waiting for it to complete it's trek to NZ (TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK!) At least it won't get hung up with the red card of woe, doesn't matter how much it's worth courier leaves it in letterbox. Neighbour has probly nicked it, if it made it through customs (unlikely)

Have ensconced my copy in the workshop bog. It's a suitably dank, dusty, spider and piss-ridden place for it to live for now.

You don't strike me as a miniature railway sort of chap, Object.

It's not miniature, the book is just fucking massive.

I'm loving that, Em.

A bramble mag-esque diorama!

ha har!
Finally it makes it.
I think it'll head to the workshop though, out of reach of children.
Thanks Lucifer

Fucking hell, that's quality! I love how it looks next to bog roll, Air Wick and flowery wallpaper!

I'll have to make a compilation of these photos to go with my Amazon reviews to make a flyleaf to send of to publishers.

My two copies just arrived. Photos imminent. Once I have jizzed the pages stuck.

My top tip is to wank over the end of one of the stories.

That way you get the 'double bubble' of someone's horror at a spunky page coupled with their frustration at not knowing how the story ends.

My top tip is to wank over the end of one of the stories.

That way you get the 'double bubble' of someone's horror at a spunky page coupled with their frustration at not knowing how the story ends.

I came here to chastise you for having not sent my copy, but now I'm fairly sure its arrival will be a traumatic experience and therefore will do nothing to hasten you. Good day.

I came here to chastise you for having not sent my copy, but now I'm fairly sure its arrival will be a traumatic experience and therefore will do nothing to hasten you. Good day.

Ha!

I was just coming to say I fought my way through piss stinking cloud heads at the post office today to get your copy in the post, along with the library copy for Tom.

I've put a little 'extra' in your copy by way of an apology.

Smiley face, wink, all that bollocks...

My copy arrived this morning. It currently sits on the cistern next to the bog rolls for bog wanking lols.

That's not as bad as that sounds Lucifer. Our 1st floor bathroom is one of the largest rooms in the house. We often hang out in their chatting with a cuppa. It gets great reception even on O2. I should probably sell tickets.

Ha!

I was just coming to say I fought my way through piss stinking cloud heads at the post office today to get your copy in the post, along with the library copy for Tom.

I've put a little 'extra' in your copy by way of an apology.

Smiley face, wink, all that bollocks...

I'm giddy with anticipation. Am I safe to open the envelope at work, or will I be instantly escorted from the building?

^^You drink tea and watch each other having a poo.

That's very bohemian.

must remember to take bog photos, any requests for shot framing Luci? after mrs_com's initial disgust and physical repulsion, I know she has been reading it as the book is definitely looking "read" (shut it! - saucy fuckers) and I haven't been reading it (got the kindle version).

I'm giddy with anticipation. Am I safe to open the envelope at work, or will I be instantly escorted from the building?

No, it's all good. Worry not.

must remember to take bog photos, any requests for shot framing Luci? after mrs_com's initial disgust and physical repulsion, I know she has been reading it as the book is definitely looking "read" (shut it! - saucy fuckers) and I haven't been reading it (got the kindle version).

It would be good to get a picture of your missus on the bog.

You might even have a picture of the book in there somewhere, but it's up to you.

It would be good to get a picture of your missus on the bog.

why do I get the feeling that's not the first time you've said that?

^^You drink tea and watch each other having a poo.

That's very bohemian.

Well now we can read to each other as we shit.

So boho'

why do I get the feeling that's not the first time you've said that?

Probably because it's not.

I suppose I should be ashamed, but I don't know what that feels like.

Lucifer

Amazing work - loved the posts in this thread, just ordered two books. One to sit next to the sofa in my flat so the vagrants and drunkards that frequent it can enjoy, and one for my near-permanently intoxicated brother as a belated birthday present.

Good work, Sir.

I hope your boozy brother enjoys his gift. He sounds like my kind of bloke.

Do I know him?

You may be pleased to hear my 75 year old landlord is now ploughing though my finished copy, he and i frequently have animated conversations regarding 'fucking bumwaggers' as he refers to cyclists. He declares your writing as ' absolutely excellent' and the sound of an old boy guffawing is a welcome addition to hogwarts where we reside.