School Reunions

I think you are bang on.

Anyone who reckons that school was the best days of their lives doesn't deserve to be alive.

An institution that grinds kids into a shape that will fit society, and you fucking enjoyed it? Hormones raging, spots everywhere, a voice like Scooby fucking Doo until it broke properly, merciless kids and sadistic teachers?

And you want to have a get together to celebrate this shit?

I bemused why there aren't more massacres at these morbid events.

This should be on the curriculum.